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Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14120) - you deserved it (31119)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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