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Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15062) - you deserved it (32464)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

#2 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:44am by trevorus

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#4 maybe he's living at home while he's going to school. Not everyone can afford college and their own place, it's still perfectly acceptable for him to live at home, especially in todays economy.

#9 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:05am by fantome

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