Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (5211)
On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always…
That's when you pull your penis out.
#1 - On 04/04/2011 at 6:07am by cTopher555
See in context
what we have here, is failure, to communicate.
#16 - On 04/04/2011 at 6:31am by Alex_The_Human
+12 | 2
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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