Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (2898)
On 04/03/2011 at 1:41pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Virginia)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and…
Time to get a new dad...
#1 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:22pm by HowDidIGetHere
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Ouchies! But now you know what to do when he's taking a nap... :D
#4 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:23pm by you_failed
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