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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44072) - you deserved it (4881)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

blegh's life also sucks
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owies :( also deserved it
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by…

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There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

#17 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:24am by enonymous

See in context

+13 | 8

at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

#5 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:01am by matt1990

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