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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53384) - you deserved it (5621)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

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at least he didnt call u ugly. stop bein debby downer.

#5 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:01am by matt1990

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There is nothing wrong with admiring what you've created... I know I do every time I take a dump... unless it's one of those damned automatic flushing toilets...

#17 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:24am by enonymous

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