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Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

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He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

#2 - On 03/28/2011 at 5:14pm by xthetisx

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Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

#4 - On 03/28/2011 at 5:15pm by roseydot

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