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Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38352) - you deserved it (4253)

On 03/25/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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They better make it up to you.

#2 - On 03/25/2011 at 5:30pm by kawaiixalice

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Most casinos will let you in as long as you are with your parents, you just can't gamble.

#8 - On 03/25/2011 at 5:39pm by goza27

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