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Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.
Tell him you are Celeste and you are a $1000 an hour hooker...if he still wants to meet...put on some heels and go make that $!!!!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014