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Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25789) - you deserved it (2563)

On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

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When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

#12 - On 03/23/2011 at 2:13pm by sweet_candy_

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Tell him you are Celeste and you are a $1000 an hour hooker...if he still wants to meet...put on some heels and go make that $!!!!

#18 - On 03/23/2011 at 2:21pm by houstontxmex

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