By jeanstein - 23/03/2011 14:58

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

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lidemocr 0

the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though

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RetroXI 4

lol fyl....i feel very bad for op for the simple fact I've given out the "wrong" number to people also...so I can only imagine how it feels :/

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marcranger 28

that's why you need to have an emergency backup number at all times, like a restaurant you don't like or a psycho ex.

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bowchickawowbone 0

Say " This is Celestes, now **** off."

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unfortunate_13 5

i don't understand why people do this... just grow some balls and say "i'm sorry, but you can't have my phone number"

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dre_bro11 12

89, OP could also just give the rejection hotline instead. More fun that way.

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lbf_fml 0

****** block that dudes number. duh.

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bowchickawowbone 0

Say, " Hey, this is Celestes and this is my address. " and give him a false address. See who he reaches then. :D

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pancakerocks 1

they would just call back over time it gets really annoying and if u can just get thro to them then its better

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liquidfireKAN 0

or give another number and say, oh celeste moved, here's her new number:p

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xxdamthatsuxx 0

Cann you see my comment.. I'm a first timer

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mygreenhoodie 0

but 2 that would make too much sense

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MyMuse7 0

call him by another name and annoy him :)

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playboyintown 4

date him, check him out ! you never know he could be your dream man ! i met a girl i dumped in the same way ;)

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lidemocr 0

the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though

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itsbrookebixch 0

Ew, maybe if she's desperate enough, but when people call my phone with the wrong number I don't ask them out on a date. i hang up. Lmaoo.

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bubble25_fml 5

no, what op should do us start messing him, y'know, cause he's drunk and all.

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playboyintown 4

sadly that works only if you are good at talking :)

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briidontgive_ 0

Whyd you have to add that you dumped her ?

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playboyintown 4

coz i am a playboy :)that's like my job and i love to do that.

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ydi_4_suking 20

yea the dumping her part is pretty irrelevant. but its weird. hi is joe there....no sorry wrong number but want to go out?

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playboyintown 4

or did you call earlier or am i mistaken ? to start a conversation ?

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Bofferding_fml 6

playboys always end either single & depressed or they start to finally understand that they should move on and start a real love life. I had a childhood friend who was very self-centered playboy, always got the girls, was happy like that, but turns out he got depressed and was more and more looking for love. (often indicates a relational problem with his mother)

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luda2300 0

pretend to be Celeste & tell him that your changing your # & give him someone's # you don't like. Then change your #. Problem solved!

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ShadyFTW1 0

Why the **** couldn't she just change her own number and then be done with him? logic fail.

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bubble25_fml 5

because it's funnier to pass the bug to another person, duh!! TROLL FAIL!

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barrelracer10 0

Why would you change your number after you already gave him another number, stupid.

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bubble25_fml 5

obviously so that he doesn't come back to troll on you! I bet both of you guys have never pulled a successful practical joke before...

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luda2300 0

lmao thank you bubble25 well said...some ppl just don't have a good sense of humor

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ckyorelse 18

pretend to be Celeste and tell him to get a life

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KiddNYC1O 20

That would get Celeste killed...

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sublime420 11

I tried that once. Someone texted me asking for Jerome to play basketball, so i tried to organize a drug deal. :D

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sgenfkshe 5

block the number dingbat. lolll sorry tho op

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itsbrookebixch 0

That's what I'm sayinnnn!

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zowieandzander77 1

You can't block numbers on all cell services. AT&T for example--all you can do it set that number to a silent ring tone and hope they stop calling.

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RedPillSucks 31

Really? I thought all carriers had this feature.

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jess6blondie9 2

44. I have AT&T and I have a few numbers blocked. You just can't do it on your phone, you have to go to the store, or your account online.

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docscientist 9

My sister tried to block her insane ex's number and AT&T claimed they couldn't do that so she had to instead change her number.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

I used to work for a cell phone company (Virgin Mobile--if you've heard of that horrid company), they do not have that feature. I have Verizon currently and I don't believe that feature is available on their network (I could be wrong though since it has been years since I wanted a number blocked). I just want to reiterate that not every cell phone carrier has that feature.

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memo619 0

should of told him you used to be a man and have a 8 inch wang, man repellant for sure

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sweet_candy_ 17

When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.

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bubble25_fml 5

I'm pretty sure it must be easy for you... BURNNN!!!!

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playboyintown 4

i wonder what if she impresses a gay with her sweet manly voice.

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persianjr 15

wait. how do you do that? you must be able to make your voice go pretty deep. lol

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deputy_g 5

her voice is girly and sweet and pleasant

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