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Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10388) - you deserved it (35414)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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y would u shoot him while he was on the roof

#2 - On 03/22/2011 at 5:20pm by hobozrule

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One shot one felony nice job

#7 - On 03/22/2011 at 5:23pm by variable66

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