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Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML


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On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.

#6 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:39pm by MsSoulReaper

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Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.

#7 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:42pm by jess6blondie9

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