Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

by Sparks / 03/13/2011 at 3:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

    #1 - On 03/13/2011 at 7:33am by MissGrinch

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  • Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

    #9 - On 03/13/2011 at 8:28am by UpsidedownKayak

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