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Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?
Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.
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