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Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35864) - you deserved it (4474)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

#1 - On 03/12/2011 at 7:26pm by McMan

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You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a cunt."

Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

#3 - On 03/12/2011 at 7:27pm by allmidnighteyes

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