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Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.
You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a cunt."
Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014