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Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

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You where partially correct. It was "cutlery". XD heehee

#7 - On 03/10/2011 at 6:04am by 3kitten3

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today, someone picked my teeth up off the ground. it was not bad enough that my dentures fell on the ground, but then some smarmy looking person who probably uses the bathroom without washing their hands afterwords touched them. I still had to eat my lunch. FML

#29 - On 03/10/2011 at 9:04am by underpaid011

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