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Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

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aww that's just sad

#1 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:06am by Southerndatageek

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It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.

#3 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:09am by ohrlynow

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