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Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (11530)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

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aww that's just sad

#1 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:06am by Southerndatageek

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How did you type this blind?

#4 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:10am by Korill

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