Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (9484)
On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -
nick's life also sucksToday, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
booooo also deserved itToday, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went…
aww that's just sad
#1 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:06am by Southerndatageek
See in context
+23 | 2
How did you type this blind?
#4 - On 03/08/2011 at 3:10am by Korill
+19 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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