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Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44951) - you deserved it (13467)

On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

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My biggest pet peeve is people driving like fucking idiots because they are occupied with their phone.
You deserved it.

#11 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:30pm by Heidi

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Hahah, reminds me of that line from Kung Fu Panda: "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. "

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:09pm by Silver

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