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Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.
Shy girls are cuter. Makes you want to know them better.
Your parents are dicks!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.