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Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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How could you be duped for two years?

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:02pm by shoeofallcosmos

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That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.

#8 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:09pm by wordgirl

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