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Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67251) - you deserved it (4452)

On 05/01/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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How could you be duped for two years?

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:02pm by shoeofallcosmos

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"Oh, I just came over to mention that the doctor still doesn't know what kind of rash I have."

#11 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:14pm by I_am_stupid_also

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