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Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
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Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?
Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you.
If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015