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Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by chilegrande - United States

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It doesnt matter what OP coulda or shoulda done, there are a lot of reasons why they were carrying cash instead of having it in a bank or prepaid card the fact of the matter is they had cash and got mugged now they are screwed cause they can't buy the shit they need for school, if it was me i'd be pissed. Those of you that say YDI are asshats

#21 - On 03/01/2011 at 5:30pm by aimdya

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Next time, roll up your money, put it in a tube and carry the tube in your rectum.

#39 - On 03/01/2011 at 6:27pm by kingtz

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+6 | 6

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