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Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29287) - you deserved it (2988)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)

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A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:09am by Doortje

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it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

#13 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am by memo619

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