Transportation: Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me...

By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

memo619 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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mawang_sky 1

Monday 28 February 2011 12:26

u hit a elderly man ? did he get hurt? if not ,then bus driver is cruel to make u get off

chrstygrl06 10

Monday 28 February 2011 12:31

Was he Herbert the pervert from Quahog, Rhode Island? If so, it's excusable!

Immersion 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:56

and his dog jesse

locachick101 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:40

oh heck no if it was a long walk you shoulda told the old man to tell the truth and not just sit there and watch you get kick off the bus !

luke1998 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:55

nice pic

maddyturkey 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:29

bus drivers are dumb and rude

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 February 2011 13:47

Generalisations are dumb and rude.

SirEBC 7

Monday 28 February 2011 14:17

Accusations are dumb and rude.

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 28 February 2011 15:11

hahaha

testthecoal 5

Monday 28 February 2011 21:02

I am NOT dumb and rude, am I?

theJokerKid94 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:39

accidents happen

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Monday 28 February 2011 13:59

mmmmm

ryno2004 1

Monday 28 February 2011 15:19

ydi for riding a bus haha

chippa 24

Monday 28 February 2011 16:09

The ****?

ryno2004 1

Monday 28 February 2011 17:28

they should be an American and drive...

LifeSucksbtw 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:13

u r one dumb mofo

chippa 24

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:36

You can't be serious. How old are you?

Pikalu1 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:20

Is your name Franky?

something224 6

Monday 28 February 2011 15:22

Punch that bitch in the stomach!

jewels1877 0

Monday 28 February 2011 15:31

Respect your elders!

seahorses4eva 4

Monday 28 February 2011 15:51

Closed fist hit, or open hand smack? ...this makes a difference in my evaluation of the situation.

mythreekids 0

Monday 28 February 2011 16:04

do u like the sea

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