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Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (3927)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch

#2 - On 02/25/2011 at 7:24pm by fearthereaper79

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Well, stupid is as stupid does.

When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.

#12 - On 02/25/2011 at 7:49pm by perdix

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