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Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30584) - you deserved it (4000)

On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 1:05pm by RedPillSucks

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Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 1:10pm by drizzt6895

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