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today I took a busy train into te city. I was lucky enoug to get a seat. People were forced to stand in te aisle in front of me, an te person directly opposite me, wose butt was level wit ead farted in face. Twice. FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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The down side of getting a seat in a crowded train. Next time, bring a chain saw. You'd be surprised how much personal space people will give you, crowded train or not.

#3 - On 02/25/2011 at 1:05pm by RedPillSucks

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Did you say "thank you sir may i have another"?

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 1:10pm by drizzt6895

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