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Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (40215)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

#8 - On 02/23/2011 at 6:06am by allmidnighteyes

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did you post this as your new facebook status?

#26 - On 02/23/2011 at 6:33am by insanesna1l

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