Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 802
You deserved it 42 335

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

did you post this as your new facebook status?

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Ahh, Twitter... Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

At #18, that was said about blogging 5 years ago. Fail. How much could you possibly say on Twitter with its 140 character limit? No amount of tweeting or over-tweeting could equal a pretentious douchebag's blogging. Also, Twitter caters to a wider audience, with millions of "followers". Bloggers on the other hand, usually don't.

I just got that off a shirt I saw someone wearing at school earlier. I have no idea how long it's been around or where it originated from. As far as pretentious bloggers go nowadays, loltumblr.

It's as if no one can think for themselves anymore. Need an answer? Get it off Google. Need a witty remark? Get it off a shirt. Need all of your next victim's personal information? Get it off Facebook.

Acousticpixie14 6

You sound like you need to get laid.

twitter is just Facebook's status updates without the Facebook

#30, it was probably said about newspapers, radios, television, etc. There is no new thing under the sun (stole that from an incredibly old book). Twitter may have millions of followers but that doesn't mean every person who tweets does. Blogs can be geared towards relevant information and have intelligent writing. Many bligs have millions of followers. Nothing of import has ever *only* been tweeted.

33, you are so argumentative. He's obviously just mucking around. It's FML, chill out. Oh tumblr, where the scene kids and myspace *****'s ghost come to play.

And where 4chan memes (that Tumblr kids think they created) go to die...

Something like that is said in the Bible, I believe.

Well, if you do Google that exact quote it will say, "Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few." The same doesn't go for other forms of communication. Not a big deal, guys.

lmaouloser 5

Twitter has the same potential for the same number of followers as a blog. But Bloggers usually make money.

You post (on average) 10 status updates a day? At that rate, you don't have to worry about people seeing that you don't have a social life, because everybody has already taken notice of that and hidden you from their news feed.

If you think 10 posts a day is bad, you should see some of my friends. 30-40 a day is normal for them.

That's just pathetic... If anyone on my list ever got to that point, I'd just delete them.

one of my friends does that and they're all about the same girl

yea one of my friends on Facebook posts everything on Facebook, her stuff is the only thing I see on the Facebook wall, it pushes everything else away

kofinater 3

When i see people mucking up my news feed i usually just hide them

it pisses me off when they post things like 'I'm bored' ten minutes later 'still bored' two minutes later ' still bored and now I'm eating cheese Lolz :DD' **** that's annoying

How?? My friends complain if I do 2 or more statuses in a day.

amsftw 0

then stop complaining about it here on fml and do something! :b

wow. I have to say, this is one of the worst FMLs I've read. And I don't like to say this too often.

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