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Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML


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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

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I'm sorry, how old are you?

#1 - On 02/22/2011 at 6:01am by ForeverYoung1

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if you have to fake a fall down the stairs, it's really not worth the effort. i'm sorry.

#8 - On 02/22/2011 at 6:34am by unfortunate_13

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