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Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML


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On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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There should be a "How the hell is this an FML" button

#30 - On 02/19/2011 at 7:24am by PickleSurprise

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So the FML here is that instead of sitting in a jail cell and having to have your parents come get you, you had to take the bus home again? Could have been so much worse!

#64 - On 02/19/2011 at 12:49pm by life_hates_you

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