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Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

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Prove him wrong by showing him that its bigger than his :L

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 5:49am by Danny_B

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it's just a joke, don't let it get to you

#2 - On 02/18/2011 at 5:49am by Ethiopia_Salam

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