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Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (37880)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

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