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Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18358) - you deserved it (6742)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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