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Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39811) - you deserved it (3769)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

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People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 1:11pm by sweet_candy_

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If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.

#12 - On 02/16/2011 at 1:18pm by aback

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