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Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25357) - you deserved it (2875)

On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Tell her you'll send it back immediately, but Ebay it instead for money. If she asks where it is, say it got lost in the post somewhere :P

#3 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:12am by allmidnighteyes

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Return a picture of your middle finger.
What a bitch.

#5 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:16am by Doortje

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