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Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
Tell her you'll send it back immediately, but Ebay it instead for money. If she asks where it is, say it got lost in the post somewhere :P
Return a picture of your middle finger.
What a bitch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015