Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

by anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • At least you know your home is safe.

    #3 - On 02/12/2011 at 5:58am by PSQ91

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  • Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

    #20 - On 02/12/2011 at 6:54am by Mirorbo

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