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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24118) - you deserved it (3266)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

#20 - On 02/12/2011 at 6:54am by Mirorbo

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+10 | 23

At least you know your home is safe.

#3 - On 02/12/2011 at 5:58am by PSQ91

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+8 | 6

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