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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015