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Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42371) - you deserved it (2944)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

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EVERYONE likes tax benefits, I´m sure he was just joking if he is serious boyfriend

#8 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:15pm by katiekatie

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i'm willing to bet he wasn't completely serious. lighten up a bit maybe?

#13 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:30pm by fretforyerlatte

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