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Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (4563)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States

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I'd say dump him but that is too damn funny

#1 - On 02/11/2011 at 6:07am by tesuan

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I don't know if it's true for the OP's boyfriend, but under extreme emotional stress I tend toward inappropriate dark humour myself. He could just be a giant ass hat, or was just trying to help you through a bad situation with some badly timed gallows humour.

#16 - On 02/11/2011 at 6:35am by LadyClarik

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