Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

by acab93 / 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

    #4 - On 02/10/2011 at 7:09pm by Doortje

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  • Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

    #12 - On 02/10/2011 at 7:18pm by ScaryyMary

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