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Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14894) - you deserved it (62765)

On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

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People are calling you an idiot? No.

You are my hero.

#7 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:11pm by adelaide_evening

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I know somebody that has a child-like voice. She does stuff like that all the time.

#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:08pm by jpr11011

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