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Today, a telemarketer called for my dad. Jokingly, I said, "I haven't seen him for like five days...I'm starting to get worried," in my best child-like voice. Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services. I'm 20. FML
People are calling you an idiot? No.
You are my hero.
I know somebody that has a child-like voice. She does stuff like that all the time.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.