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Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18309) - you deserved it (3577)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, something on fmylife.com made milk come out of my nose, I was laughing so hard. Now it's bleeding. FML

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 11:36pm by ihateyou

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I'm calling B.S. on this one

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:21pm by Idontbeliveyou

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