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Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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blue parakeets are evil. mine clawed my green parakeet to death, then perched on its perch with a smug look in its eyes.

#4 - On 02/05/2011 at 1:40am by hghiPigh

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honestly...its two birds that didn't know each other, and you put them in a cage together? You didn't know if they would fight, love each other, etc. and your locking them in a cage together while you are at work for hours and hours.. They most likely fought to figure out who the "big dog" is, and it was a fight to the death...i am sorry your bird died but really, common since says dont do something like that til they aer accustomed to each other.

#18 - On 02/05/2011 at 1:58am by aries_fellintona

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