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Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33415) - you deserved it (6336)

On 02/03/2011 at 11:42am - misc - by Kere (man) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

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Maybe they are busy.

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 1:01pm by sweet_candy_

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I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.

#8 - On 02/03/2011 at 1:08pm by perdix

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