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Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (8049)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:04pm by sweet_candy_

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You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit...

Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

#8 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:13pm by DocBastard

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