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Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6701) - you deserved it (54634)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

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The karma's so thick in here you could choke someone with it.

#3 - On 02/01/2011 at 5:00pm by Hendrixguy

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Hahahaha! That sucks but you totally deserved it xD

#2 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:59pm by bonbons94

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