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Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

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Black and yellow! (:

#2 - On 02/01/2011 at 6:10am by x_Cupcakes

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I bet there are going to be lots of YDI-s for painting the house yellow. FYL. ↲↲

#17 - On 02/01/2011 at 6:16am by Kiyoha

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