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Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21501) - you deserved it (2656)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

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