By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
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DahkLohd 4

You could have just said "black ****." "Giant black ****" is a bit redundant.

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ImRickJamesBish 0

LMAO someone doesn't like the new color.

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Kiyoha 0

I bet there are going to be lots of YDI-s for painting the house yellow. FYL. ↲↲

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The_Fonz_fml 0

painting your house yellow when trying to sell it helps bring in more money

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lolbrick 0

you should when you paint your house yellow.

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CruelHumor 0

paint a big black whole to another dimantion :)

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tammy0312 6

I don't really care about typo's, mispelled words, or punctation being misused. But seriously if you're going to use a word that isn't in your vernacular at least look it up before you make a fool of yourself.

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lolbrick 0

i think you're overlooking the main issue. you can clearly see how big of an egotistic douche he is from his FML profile.

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tammy0312 6

I hadn't noticed until now. His picture had already repelled me from any further insight.

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skorpien 1

You mean like the hole* to another dimension* that resides in your head? My brain just cried at the thought of another of its kind being so horribly neglected and malnourished…

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kellyisyllek 0

do you mean vocabulary instead of vernacular?

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CruelHumor 0

some1 have time to check the spelling of my comments here and write a paragrath about it. that should be a fml post. xD!!

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neonsugarXx 0

*dimension ... -.-

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davidjr_saldana 0

whaaaat? dude so ur telling me u don't like it?!?!?!? all that time i spent on it :( i only did it cuz u said u liked that song black & yellow, & cocks i put 2+2 together & i thought i gave you a nice gift

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jonseyop 0

Do you like me? I'm a bit of a **** to be honest

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KVloveBC 0

She's f*cking 16!!! Perverts!! Stupid girl! How the hell do you like **** already???!!!!

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KVloveBC 0

She's f*cking 16!!!! Perverts!! How the f*ck do you like **** at 16?!!! Unless you're talking about chicken!!! Stupid girl!!

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KVloveBC 0

She's f*cking 16!!!! Perverts!! How the f*ck do you like **** at 16?!!! Unless you're talking about chicken!!! Stupid girl!!

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tweetbaby14 18

KLoveBC, the obvious answer is she's a *****.

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kahbrah 3

ever heard of 16 and pregnant???? shouldn't be such a shocker people

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tammy0312 6

YDI for painting your house such a horrendous colour!

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JpasDa1 2

**** you OP. You asked for it when you painted your house that horrific color... Dick

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