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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29131) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Time to drop him.

#1 - On 01/29/2011 at 1:58pm by UnprecendentedAw

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What a douche. You should have left to go out with your friends.

#2 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:00pm by ohSNAPyall

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