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Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

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Why do they know where your vibrator is?

#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:10am by misanthrope

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yeah, that's a fml.

#1 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:10am by bosveranda

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