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Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML
I agree, your life sucks (54166) - you deserved it (6324)
On 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by lifesux17 (woman) - United States (New York)
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