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Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15396) - you deserved it (3514)

On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least you got.. Something?

#1 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:03am by fluffingclouds

See in context

+20 | 5

Don't be such a spoiled brat.

#2 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:08am by sccrismyantidrg

See in context

+20 | 4

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