Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

by Username / 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm / Romania (Ilfov) / Miscellaneous

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  • i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

    #4 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:28pm by Emily_who_else

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  • thats horrible.D:
    why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

    #2 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:25pm by notsooriginalfml

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