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Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML


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On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

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i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

#4 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:28pm by Emily_who_else

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thats horrible.D:
why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

#2 - On 01/27/2011 at 5:25pm by notsooriginalfml

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