Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37877) - you deserved it (3118)
On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week…
knickersdontfit also deserved itToday, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was…
#2 - On 01/26/2011 at 4:01pm by DahkLohd
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+70 | 3
Run! She gonnna kiiiiiiillllll you!
#5 - On 01/26/2011 at 4:06pm by imac619
+24 | 2
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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