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Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41485) - you deserved it (3366)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Creepy.

#2 - On 01/26/2011 at 4:01pm by DahkLohd

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hahaha that's awesome xD

#1 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:59pm by ComaStance

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