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Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24180) - you deserved it (3537)

On 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by bluediva24 -

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Should have said "and I WAS in the mood for sex!"

#8 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:25am by mrsmcscruggs

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what an ass!

#2 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:17am by rockefoe

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