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Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19146) - you deserved it (2697)

On 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by bluediva24 -

lovehim's life also sucks
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

fml also deserved it
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars…

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Should have said "and I WAS in the mood for sex!"

#8 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:25am by mrsmcscruggs

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+33 | 4

what an ass!

#2 - On 01/26/2011 at 3:17am by rockefoe

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+24 | 6

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