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Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21295) - you deserved it (4503)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

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I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got a big sticky white mess all over my face.

#4 - On 01/24/2011 at 6:24am by FYLDeep

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If I had a quarter for every time I've said, "Don't pull out too late or you'll have a big mess on your..." um, uh...

Nevermind.

#17 - On 01/24/2011 at 8:10am by DocBastard

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