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I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got a big sticky white mess all over my face.
If I had a quarter for every time I've said, "Don't pull out too late or you'll have a big mess on your..." um, uh...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016