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Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8213) - you deserved it (54802)

On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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